A Book A Day Keeps Reality Away

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via contort)

Jul 28
Jul 28

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

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Jul 27

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

(via pizza)

Jul 25

psychogemini:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

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Jul 25

faultinourfantasies:

phan-you-not:

tylerselfieface:

lookingfortroyesivan:

I recorded Gus’s eulogy for Hazel at the end of the movie

OH MY GOD NO

I AM SO FUCKED
AND THE WORST PART IS
YOU CAN HEAR PEOPLE CRYING

ARGHHHHHH

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laurazocca:

I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen

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Jul 25

"I’m becoming more silent these days. I’m speaking less and less in public. But my eyes, god damn, my eyes see everything."

- (via megitsunee)

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Jul 24

"She moved on, and i feel sorry for you, because she thought you were the most amazing boy ever. If she could have had any guy in the world, she still would have picked you. Now, you’re just another part of her past, a memory faded every day. And someday, she’ll find the one she deserves, and he will make her the happiest girl in the world."

- (via love-summer-love33)

(via vivrofelice)

Jul 24

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via fake-mermaid)

Jul 22

"My role in society, or any artist’s or poet’s role, is to try and express what we all feel. Not to tell people how to feel. Not as a preacher, not as a leader, but as a reflection of us all."

- John Lennon, c. 1972 (via istartedoutonburgundy)

(via playitagain)

Jul 22